we hate every single one u
waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?
i love that book the fault in our wallflowers
u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise
today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder
so what did you do today
the URL makes it so much better